it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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