i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
So squirting runs in the family.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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