Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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