I'm really into asian looking animals
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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