This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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