thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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