I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
that may or may not have been my penis.
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