margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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