He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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