so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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