Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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