i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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