I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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