when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
We need to rekindle our bromance
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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