talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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