The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
wow bdsm is so cute
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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