dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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