just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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