gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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