Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
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I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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