love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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