I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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