I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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