Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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