I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just want to make out with him forever
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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