Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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