how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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