after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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