i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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