I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize