had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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