I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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