would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
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I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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