I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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