you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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