I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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