Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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