so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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