Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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