Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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