shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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