ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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