i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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