I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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