Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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