why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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