Your tits are I can't wait for
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Reggie can tackle my bush.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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