Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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