can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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