It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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